Books? Is Venmo a rare collection? I haven't heard of it. [he frowned] What does it look like? Who was it written by? Are...are you feeling alright? [a demon of course would not get sick but who knew what might happen when cut off from hell] Come let's get you a lie down and a nice cup of tea.
You know, come to think of it, he was definitely a lot calmer right now in person than he had seemed over text.
The beaming slowly lowered in intensity, replacing gradually with confusion. ]
Me a lie down? You're the only that needs a lie down. Aziraphale, you just told me you needed me to send you money for books. [ He moved next to the angel, showing him the phone and scrolling up to the first text message. ] Look, here, see? Just a few minutes ago.
[ The transformation into Genuine Concern is complete, now with a little worried frown. ] Are you alright, Angel?
Why on earth would I do that. Stop shaking that thing at me. [he took the phone and blinked at it and then handed it back.] Well it wasn't me. I lost mine on the tube and forgot to get it back. Silly me.
But...it was really sweet of you, my dear. [he smiled because he knew it rankled and delivered a bold kiss to his jaw] come in and get some tea.
[ He stared at the phone in complete disbelief as Aziraphale casually dismissed the entire thing. Someone had Aziraphale's phone. Someone had knowingly pretended to be his angel in order to just get some bloody money out of him??
thank you love you
That hadn't been Aziraphale at all, that had just been some fucking rando on the--
And then there was a kiss pressed to his jaw that short circuited his brain. Sure, they'd kissed a bit here and there since that Whole Thing with Constantine, but... well it's not exactly the sort of thing you get used to that easy.
It was a lot to process. The kiss, the phone, the kiss, the 'really sweet of you' (which he's sure he needed to at least pretend to protest), the kiss, the bloody scammer-- something about tea? Also did he mention the kiss?? ]
Are you telling me I just wired ten million pounds to some arse that stole your phone?
[ Nonono no that's not the one he wanted to address first, but his slowly growing fury at someone pretending to be Aziraphale (thank you love you) was at extreme warring ends with chasing after that teasing, bold kiss. ]
Well if you thought that that poor sentence structure, capitalization and grammatical errors belonged to me, I don't know what to tell you. [though, in fact, he already had] As I said, I lost my phone not that it was stolen and, really, Crowley it's money. What have you ever cared for that?
[ Crowley stared at Aziraphale for a few beats too long as everything churns slowly through his brain. In hindsight, he really really really should have realized it much sooner that whoever he was talking to wasn't Aziraphale.
Then, he took in a deep breath and tried to cover up his complete brain short-circuiting with a look that was neither cool nor smooth, but at least looked like he was trying to pretend it was. ]
Yeah, yeah-- Er, definitely coming in. Yes. That's-- what I'm doing. [ He said, very smoothly and very cooly. ]
[ He numbly follows after Aziraphale into the bookshop. ]
And you know, it's not the money, it's the principle of the matter! Some human is out there with your phone, angel! All your pictures, all your texts, all your contacts! They could be out there saying anything to anyone!
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Date: 2021-12-06 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-06 02:25 am (UTC)You know, come to think of it, he was definitely a lot calmer right now in person than he had seemed over text.
The beaming slowly lowered in intensity, replacing gradually with confusion. ]
Me a lie down? You're the only that needs a lie down. Aziraphale, you just told me you needed me to send you money for books. [ He moved next to the angel, showing him the phone and scrolling up to the first text message. ] Look, here, see? Just a few minutes ago.
[ The transformation into Genuine Concern is complete, now with a little worried frown. ] Are you alright, Angel?
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Date: 2021-12-06 06:02 am (UTC)But...it was really sweet of you, my dear. [he smiled because he knew it rankled and delivered a bold kiss to his jaw] come in and get some tea.
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Date: 2021-12-06 04:10 pm (UTC)thank you love you
That hadn't been Aziraphale at all, that had just been some fucking rando on the--
And then there was a kiss pressed to his jaw that short circuited his brain. Sure, they'd kissed a bit here and there since that Whole Thing with Constantine, but... well it's not exactly the sort of thing you get used to that easy.
It was a lot to process. The kiss, the phone, the kiss, the 'really sweet of you' (which he's sure he needed to at least pretend to protest), the kiss, the bloody scammer-- something about tea? Also did he mention the kiss?? ]
Are you telling me I just wired ten million pounds to some arse that stole your phone?
[ Nonono no that's not the one he wanted to address first, but his slowly growing fury at someone pretending to be Aziraphale (thank you love you) was at extreme warring ends with chasing after that teasing, bold kiss. ]
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Date: 2021-12-06 04:17 pm (UTC)Are you coming in or not?
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Date: 2021-12-12 05:29 pm (UTC)Then, he took in a deep breath and tried to cover up his complete brain short-circuiting with a look that was neither cool nor smooth, but at least looked like he was trying to pretend it was. ]
Yeah, yeah-- Er, definitely coming in. Yes. That's-- what I'm doing. [ He said, very smoothly and very cooly. ]
[ He numbly follows after Aziraphale into the bookshop. ]
And you know, it's not the money, it's the principle of the matter! Some human is out there with your phone, angel! All your pictures, all your texts, all your contacts! They could be out there saying anything to anyone!
[ things like thank you love you ]